Confused by traffic accidents?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 13:47:00

These are actual records of drivers' descriptions of car accidents to an insurance company.
Coming home, i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I dont have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intensions.
3. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
6. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
7. I had been driving my car for 40 years before I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 31-Oct-2004 13:00:56

I love these! The assesors must be helpless reading these claims

Post 3 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 31-Oct-2004 16:38:24

Lol! Teehee... Where did ya find these?
Caitlin